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'It is our choices, that show who we truly are, far more than our abilities.' -J.K Rowling THE QUEEN HAS SPOKEN.
'It is our choices, that show who we truly are, far more than our abilities.' -J.K Rowling THE QUEEN HAS SPOKEN.
just a reminder that most of you sang in our language, and you’re competing in our olympics, and celebrating our jubilee
(via is-it-nice-not-being-me)
the rest of europe forget that we have dumbledore and he’ll probably give us an extra few hundred points just for exisiting
(via is-it-nice-not-being-me)
i’m
on a roll
welp My blog is officially complete
(Source: ethershade, via universal-cynic)
| 11 year olds today: | omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!! |
| me when I was 11: | omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning |
| 11 year olds today: | omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!! |
| me when I was 11: | omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning |
| romeo: | hey i just met you. |
| romeo: | and this is crazy. |
| romeo: | but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago. |
| romeo: | so marry me maybe. |
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